I do not like brown hair on me, I do not like it friends, you see. I’ve tried it once, I gave it a shot, but I’m a blond at heart, a brunette, I am not. Give it two weeks, that’s what I said, but why oh why did I do this to my head?
I do not like it in the car, I would not like it at a bar. I will not like it at the pool, no as a brunette, I’m just not cool. I will not like it at the beach, no my friends, my love it bleach!
No I do not like this brown hair a bit, but I’m stuck with it now, this atrocious shit! Don’t get me wrong, I like brown hair a lot, it’s beautiful on you, on me it is NOT!
I do not like it in my tub, I do not like it, neither does Bub. I do not like it on my clothes, why I did this, no one knows. No I do not like brown hair on me, I do not like it friends, you see.
I do not like it, not at all, I do not like it, I’m about to ball. Two weeks, two weeks, that’s not so long, I can do this, I’ll be strong. But I won’t do this again, I don’t give a damn, I will not do it, a blond I am!
So in two weeks, I’ll buy blond in a box, oh I do so miss my golden locks. No more dark, no more brown for me, a blond I am, so a blond I’ll be!
I do not like brown hair on me, I just do not like it friends, you see!
Note: Obviously I took this poetic concept from Dr. Seuss who is indeed one of my heroes. No plagiarism is intended. I give full credit where credit is due! Dr. Seuss is the bomb and I’m certain the good “doctor” would understand that people would like to emulate him!
Christy Gossett, managing editor of SoFabFood and creator of the healthy living blog, Insanity Is Not An Option, is a WAHM of 6 kids ranging in age from 27 to 8. She enjoys sharing her heart-healthy, low sodium recipes to help others with dietary restrictions enjoy a flavorful life while maintaining a healthy diet.
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