I Do Not Like Brown Hair On Me…I Do Not Like It Friends You See

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I do not like brown hair on me, I do not like it friends, you see. I’ve tried it once, I gave it a shot, but I’m a blond at heart, a brunette, I am not. Give it two weeks, that’s what I said, but why oh why did I do this to my head?
I do not like it in the car, I would not like it at a bar. I will not like it at the pool, no as a brunette, I’m just not cool. I will not like it at the beach, no my friends, my love it bleach!
No I do not like this brown hair a bit, but I’m stuck with it now, this atrocious shit! Don’t get me wrong, I like brown hair a lot, it’s beautiful on you, on me it is NOT!
I do not like it in my tub, I do not like it, neither does Bub. I do not like it on my clothes, why I did this, no one knows. No I do not like brown hair on me, I do not like it friends, you see.
I do not like it, not at all, I do not like it, I’m about to ball. Two weeks, two weeks, that’s not so long, I can do this, I’ll be strong. But I won’t do this again, I don’t give a damn, I will not do it, a blond I am!
So in two weeks, I’ll buy blond in a box, oh I do so miss my golden locks. No more dark, no more brown for me, a blond I am, so a blond I’ll be!
I do not like brown hair on me, I just do not like it friends, you see!
Note: Obviously I took this poetic concept from Dr. Seuss who is indeed one of my heroes. No plagiarism is intended. I give full credit where credit is due! Dr. Seuss is the bomb and I’m certain the good “doctor” would understand that people would like to emulate him!
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Christy Gossett, managing editor of SoFabFood and creator of the healthy living blog, Insanity Is Not An Option, is a WAHM of 6 kids ranging in age from 27 to 8. She enjoys sharing her heart-healthy, low sodium recipes to help others with dietary restrictions enjoy a flavorful life while maintaining a healthy diet.

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