So some of you might think I’ve gone too far with this one, that I’m picking just a little too hard on the big gurl, but I’m not. And those of you that know me (and I hope you are all getting to know me a little better) know that I am only picking on those that are deserving.
You see, I have nothing against heavy people at all, I have very close friends and family members that are on the heavier side, there’s nothing wrong with that. It only becomes wrong when you step over the line. If you are a LARGE, you should never wear a SMALL, vice versa. Sizes and/or styles were made for certain body types and ages for a reason and when you step over that line, you ask for this.
I too could get “snapped” at any time for my often too young attire, and if I did, I would laugh because of course I asked for it! That’s how this goes! So without further ado, here is this week’s addition of Just Because You Can…Doesn’t Mean You Should!
She SHOULDN’T be wearing a bikini. She SHOULDN’T be wearing a size small! She SHOULDN’T be bending over and jiggling her fanny like she was, BUT she DID! It just wasn’t right! And the hat? I’m not digging the hat either (just as a side note of course).
I know, I know, you’re starting to think “this is one ruthless bitch” (me not the chick with way too many rolls in the way too small bikini) but I’m not. I’m a skinny bitch myself, BUT I’ve had lots of kids and there was a time when my body wasn’t quite so slim, and in those times, I covered up a little more. One piece bathing suits can be flattering. Seriously…wear them if you SHOULD!
And for those of you that think I’m being cruel, vicious, an asshole, not so nice, here’s a closer look. Seriously people, she should NOT be wearing this! And by the way, did I mention that hat is just NOT flattering?
Stay tuned for next week’s addition of Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should. Summer is approaching and it just keeps getting so much freakin worse better!
Christy Gossett, managing editor of SoFabFood and creator of the healthy living blog, Insanity Is Not An Option, is a WAHM of 6 kids ranging in age from 27 to 8. She enjoys sharing her heart-healthy, low sodium recipes to help others with dietary restrictions enjoy a flavorful life while maintaining a healthy diet.
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