Y’all know I moved recently and although apartment living is not always ideal, the entertainment factor? You just can’t beat it!
If you’ve been following along, you know I’m a Facebook junkie, but I know this stuff isn’t “real”. Some people? Not so much. So you know that I was amused to overhear (eaves drop shamelessly) the following conversation yesterday. It went something like this:
I stepped outside and heard the “lady” in the apartment below me step out her front door. Speaker phone locked and loaded.
Her: “Hey, what are you doing?” (then very little small talk).
Her: “Do you know Jessica and Jenny (didn’t catch their last name damn)?”
Him: “No, why?”.
Her: “They’re your friends on FB”.
Him: “What are you talking about?”.
Her: “They are your friends on Facebook, you had to accept them, why would you do that, and there’s all of these other females on there too, why?”.
Him: “I must have done it a long time ago”.
Her: “No you di’int!”.
Him: “How would you know?”.
Her: “Me and SOMEBODY checked your friends, every one of them, about 2 months ago and they weren’t there”.
Him: “You and who?”.
Her: “Me and SOMEBODY, and they weren’t there, and now they are, you had to accept them, why? And why are they commenting on everything, liking this? liking that?”.
Him: “I don’t know what you’re talking about”.
Her: “And all these FEMALES from Lombard TX, what’s going on?”.
Her: “What’s going on?”.
Her: “And Jessica? Really? Jessica? She’s ugly, she has acne, and tattoos all over her, and acne, well it’s not bad but she does have pimples”.
Yes at this point, I was giggling uncontrollably, I mean, she had acne, well not bad, but she did have pimples after all! And it went on and on and on and on. I had to go inside, the kids were acting up. I’d been indulging myself too long!
But right before I walked inside, I hear….wait for it…wait for it…..
Her: “ARE YOU POKING THEM TOO? I BET YOU’RE POKING THEM!”.
Swear, I almost fell over the ledge laughing! You can’t even make this stuff up. True life is so much funnier than fiction! Now I wish I had stayed outside to listen to the end of the conversation. I bet he WAS poking them! BET!