I Bet He Was Poking Them Too!

Y’all know I moved recently and although apartment living is not always ideal, the entertainment factor?  You just can’t beat it!

If you’ve been following along, you know I’m a Facebook junkie, but I know this stuff isn’t “real”.  Some people?  Not so much.  So you know that I was amused to overhear (eaves drop shamelessly) the following conversation yesterday.  It went something like this:

I stepped outside and heard the “lady” in the apartment below me step out her front door. Speaker phone locked and loaded.

Her:  “Hey, what are you doing?” (then very little small talk).

Her:  “Do you know Jessica and Jenny (didn’t catch their last name damn)?” 

Him:  “No, why?”.

Her:  “They’re your friends on FB”. 

Him:  “What are you talking about?”. 

Her:  “They are your friends on Facebook, you had to accept them, why would you do that, and there’s all of these other females on there too, why?”.

Him:  “I must have done it a long time ago”.

Her:  “No you di’int!”.

Him:  “How would you know?”.

Her:  “Me and SOMEBODY checked your friends, every one of them, about 2 months ago and they weren’t there”.

Him:  “You and who?”.

Her:  “Me and SOMEBODY, and they weren’t there, and now they are, you had to accept them, why? And why are they commenting on everything, liking this? liking that?”.

Him:  “I don’t know what you’re talking about”.

Her:  “And all these FEMALES from Lombard TX, what’s going on?”.

Him:  “Nothing”.

Her:  “What’s going on?”.

Him:  “Nothing”. 

Her:  “And Jessica? Really? Jessica? She’s ugly, she has acne, and tattoos all over her, and acne, well it’s not bad but she does have pimples”. 

Yes at this point, I was giggling uncontrollably, I mean, she had acne, well not bad, but she did have pimples after all!  And it went on and on and on and on. I had to go inside, the kids were acting up.  I’d been indulging myself too long!

But right before I walked inside, I hear….wait for it…wait for it…..


Swear, I almost fell over the ledge laughing!  You can’t even make this stuff up.  True life is so much funnier than fiction!  Now I wish I had stayed outside to listen to the end of the conversation.  I bet he WAS poking them!  BET!


About Christy

Christy Gossett, managing editor of SoFabFood and creator of the healthy living blog, Insanity Is Not An Option, is a WAHM of 6 kids ranging in age from 27 to 8. She enjoys sharing her heart-healthy, low sodium recipes to help others with dietary restrictions enjoy a flavorful life while maintaining a healthy diet.

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