Yee…Freakin Sparkly Red…Haw! The People of Walmart!

That’s right folks!  She stopped by the kiddie section of our local Walmart before grocery shopping!   I understand we’re in TX so cowboy hats seem natural!  I understand that sparkles are necessary in life.  But if you can’t pull it off, well…you just can’t!   
And seriously dude?  Those are the shorts you chose to go shopping in?  No wonder she had the desire to wear that hat oddly around her neck like that!  She wanted to blend with you!

And nice tennis shoes guys!  They of course complete your outfits!  Oh and they “blend” on the island, since that is obviously what you are trying to do here!  Good job guys…good job!

Hope you enjoyed this edition of “The People of Walmart”!  I did!


About Christy

Christy Gossett, managing editor of SoFabFood and creator of the healthy living blog, Insanity Is Not An Option, is a WAHM of 6 kids ranging in age from 27 to 8. She enjoys sharing her heart-healthy, low sodium recipes to help others with dietary restrictions enjoy a flavorful life while maintaining a healthy diet.

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  1. Lol! Yup, the sparkly cowboy hat is a real winner in my book as well!

  2. What the Sam Hell? Is that her Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl costume?
    I will be awaiting your arrival at my house Saturday. Bring beer. Be gassy.