But here’s where it got awkward because that’s what we do!
Yes, this was going well!
Until the #awkwardstretch fell apart.
And I was violated. It’s all fun and games until someone gets violated. It’s OK though. Summer and I will make beautiful babies together. With her figure and my coloration, we can’t go wrong!
Stop laughing Jillian!
At that point, there was no other option but to head to the bowling alley. We met up with the creator of the nesticles and proved once again that size does matter. It was a good night!
“Some nesticles are held for charity,
And some for fancy dress.
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the nesticles that I like best.
My nesticles are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big nesticles
Should be held every night.”