I am the author and chief sparkle queen (who am I kidding? I’m the only one who works here!) at Insanity is Not an Option. Although I realize that insanity IS an option, I choose not to take that route!
I am a WAHM of 4 kids from the ages of 30 all the way down to 10 (yes, by birth…shush, I’m fertile and not too bright!). Bryana-30, Paetyn-25, Kylee-12, and Zachary-10 are my true reasons for living! I’m also a Glamma now to three beautiful babies, Natalie, Adlee, and Wyatt. I’m recently divorced and starting my new life in Portland, TX with my partner in crime, my 12-year-old daughter, Kylee. I skip, twirl, sing a Happy Little Working Song, and call the birds in my best little princess voice. In my “spare” time, I run this site in an attempt to maintain my sanity! Sit back, take a seat in a padded room, grab a jacket and a beer, and hug yourself! You’re in for one crazy ride!